dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

rosie-plays:

FRIENDSHIP

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

paperjamtavros:

ilikerhinestones:

kubbypan:

then and now

well

i see someone sold their soul to satan

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

hyliankalmo:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

Actual Sassmaster, George Takei.

crotimes:

do i fucking look unsure to you, chrome??

kanyewesticle:

if life hands you lemons why the fuck does it have hands

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

seahitlersheiress:

defend-pizzapartiez:

michaelgayscott:

niggorita:

jeremyisasexgod:

ku-ween-ana:

some-people-call-it-war-crime:

dr00mz:

Sleeping with gays

Bring me the gays

Asking gays

of gays & men

Pierce the gays

The gays wear prada

blessthegays

we came as gays

the gays in you

avenged gays

green gays

my gays romance

all time gays

A Gay to remember

Memphis Gay Fire

I see gays

One Direction

marina and the gays

loreleielizabeth:

adventuresofmoosehead:

The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.