do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
By the time I’m done walking Mary he’ll either be playing something else because he doesn’t kno how to wait, on the floor throwing a fit, or post fit playing apples to apples with Mika because she gave in
hire me to make your game better
"you’re just filling it with lesbians-"
well it’s better now
a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit
Holy shit I should have gone home
“who wants to play apples to apples, who wants to play apples to apples, who wants to play apples to apples,” fucking nobody you little twerp you kno why because we play apples to apples every day and we have to let you win or you cry about it because you’re a shitlord